Number of functioning computers in my house : 1
Minutes spent on M.L.S before death of above mentioned computer: 79
Successful bib-front seams sewn on Tova Dress: 0
Number of unsuccessful bib-front seams sewn on Tove Dress: 2
Minutes spent daydreaming about a hotel room, solitude and a can of 7-Up: 1000
Muscles used in snow shoveling my car for ONE HOUR: 7
Times above-mentioned car got stuck in parking spots after subsequent removal from snow bank: 2
Number of witnesses to the attempt to free myself from the first ice patch: 19 (parked right in front of the school bu stop)
Number of urine/poop accidents cleaned off the floor: 3
Number of entire pizzas consumed by the author: one, small
Hours wasted watching the Oscars: 4
Number of arms on Angelina Jolie: 0
Odds that I will include a photo of a plate of food in the weekend recap: 1/2
Tiffany
/ February 27, 2012There is a reason Angelina had to stand in that awkward stance on stage – she can’t stand normally because she is scary skinny. The only way she can hold herself up is if Brad is by her side, or if she has 3 of her children on either side of her, supporting her. It was pretty hilarious to see one of the guys she gave an award to imitate her stance. With Brad in the front row, I am sure he wasn’t laughing…
Hilary
/ February 28, 2012So it’s OK for Melissa McCarthy to be obese but not ok for Angie to be too skinny? I’d take the latter’s body over the former any day. Also pretty sure Angie won’t be getting diabetes any time soon.